Brandari

 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
 their new wives duties.
 The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her
 that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
 couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
 dishes washed and put away.

 The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his
 wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
 cooking.  The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
 he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
 the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

 The third man had married a girl from Iceland . He told her that her
 duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
 laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
 the  first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
 anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down
 and he could see a little out
  of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
 dishwasher.